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husband wife jokes in Hindi

Wife: Zara Kitchen se Namak lete aana,
Husband: Yaha to Namak nahi hai,
Wife: Mujhe pata tha, Tum to ho hi Andhe,
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Kaamchor ho,
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Ek kaam dhang se nahi kar sakte,
Bas bahane banaate ho,
Zindagi me kuch to kaam karo,
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Tumhe nahi milega,
Isliye pehle hi le aayi thi,
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Husband shocked.!!

non veg sardar jokes in hindi

Interviewer – aapko kitne saalo ka experience hai?
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Santa – sir, Meine kabhi Saalo ko try nahi kiya,
lekin mujhe 2 Saaliyo ka experience he.

funny advice in hindi

Ek-kiss ke baad kya hota hai?
socho,
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Sharmao mat
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Kya hota hai bola na?
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Its easy
Ek-kiss (21) ke baad
Baa-iss (22) hota hai,
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Padhai par dhyan do ROMANCE par nahi.

funny kids jokes in hindi

Bacha: Ammi 10 rupay hain?
Ammi: Apne abbu se lelo betta.
Bacha: Abbu 10 rupay do
Abbu: Apne chachu se lelo..
Bacha: Chachu plz muje 10 rupy dedo
Chachu: Beta khule nahi hain chachi se lelo…
Bacha:Chachi ap k pas 10 rupy hain ?
Chachi:Han hain beta dun kya?
Bacha:Nahi apni Qabar me le jana saalo.
“Kulfi wala” to chala bhi gaya.!!

PyaR Na KaRo Kehte Hai DEVDAS

PyaR Na KaRo
Kehte Hai DEVDAS,

Na Paro Milegi Na Chandramukhi,
Isliye
Maal Piyo Ek Quarter
Wo hi Bina Water,
Aur so Jao.
BINDAAS. S S S!

aane waale naye vishav mein

aane waale naye vishav mein,
tum bhi kuchh kar ke dikhlaana.
Bharat ke unnat lalaat ko,
jag mein unchaa aur uthaana.

Inspirational sms in hindi

Gulab Ka Phool Bano!
Qn Ki Ye Phool
Us Ki Hath Mein Bhi Khusboo Chor Deta Hai
Jo Ise Masal Kar Faink Deta Hai.