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saas bahu jokes

Saas: Bhagwan ne tumhe do aankhein di hain,
Chawal se pattar nahi nikaal sakti kya??.
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Bahu: Bhagwan ne tumhe 32 daant diye hain,
2-4 pattar nahi chaba sakti kya!!

Funny fact of boys and girls

Funny fact of boys and girls:-
Ladkiyo ki problem ye hai…

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Unhe
Lagta hai saare “LADKE” unhe pasand karte hai;
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Ladko ki problem ye hai…
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unhe saari
LADKIYAA pasand aati hai.!!

funny sardarji jokes in bus

Santa-Bhai Saheb 2 Ticket Dena,
Conductor- 2 Qn ?
Santa- 1 KhoJaye To Dusri Kaam Ayegi,
Cndtr- Dono Kho Gayi To ?
Santa- Fir Sala Pass Kis Din Kam Aayega ??

husband wife jokes in Hindi

Wife: Zara Kitchen se Namak lete aana,
Husband: Yaha to Namak nahi hai,
Wife: Mujhe pata tha, Tum to ho hi Andhe,
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Kaamchor ho,
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Ek kaam dhang se nahi kar sakte,
Bas bahane banaate ho,
Zindagi me kuch to kaam karo,
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Tumhe nahi milega,
Isliye pehle hi le aayi thi,
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Husband shocked.!!

non veg sardar jokes in hindi

Interviewer – aapko kitne saalo ka experience hai?
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Santa – sir, Meine kabhi Saalo ko try nahi kiya,
lekin mujhe 2 Saaliyo ka experience he.

funny advice in hindi

Ek-kiss ke baad kya hota hai?
socho,
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Sharmao mat
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Kya hota hai bola na?
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Its easy
Ek-kiss (21) ke baad
Baa-iss (22) hota hai,
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Padhai par dhyan do ROMANCE par nahi.

funny kids jokes in hindi

Bacha: Ammi 10 rupay hain?
Ammi: Apne abbu se lelo betta.
Bacha: Abbu 10 rupay do
Abbu: Apne chachu se lelo..
Bacha: Chachu plz muje 10 rupy dedo
Chachu: Beta khule nahi hain chachi se lelo…
Bacha:Chachi ap k pas 10 rupy hain ?
Chachi:Han hain beta dun kya?
Bacha:Nahi apni Qabar me le jana saalo.
“Kulfi wala” to chala bhi gaya.!!