Mujrim Ne Apne Santa Vakeel se

Mujrim Ne Apne Santa Vakeel se:
“Koshish Karna Umar Qaid Ho Phansi Na Ho”
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Santa:- Tum Chinta Mat Karo..
Court Ke Baad
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Mujrim:-Kya Hua?
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Santa :-“Bahut Mushkil Se Umar Qaid Karwai,
Adalat To Riha Kar Rahi Thi”

Nikal aaya chand bikhar gaye sitare

Nikal Aaya Chand bikhar gaye sitare,
So gaye panchi so gaye nazare,
Khojao tum bhi mithe khabo mein,
Aur dekho raat mein Sapne Pyare Pyare..
Good night !

boyfriend-girlfriend jokes

Boyfriend on date:- Jaan tum se ek bat kehna chahta hun##
Girl:- Kya?
BF:- I already have a girl friend.!
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Girl:- Dara diya saale…
Mujhe Laga
PAISE Nai Hai…!!!

Na tere aane ki khushi

Girl:- Mein kisi aur se shadi kar rahi hun.
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Boy reply in Style…
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Na tere aane ki khushi!
Na tere jane ka gum !!
Jaa Behan Dusri pata lenge hum
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Kyoki……
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jisme he dum wo hai
BAJIRAO SINGHAM !!
Aata maajhi satkali.

hindi emotional shayari

जिंदगी में दो चीज़ें हमेशा टूटने के लिए ही होती हैं :
“सांस और साथ”
सांस टूटने से तो इंसान 1 ही बार मरता है;
पर किसी का साथ टूटने से इंसान पल-पल मरता है।

funny jokes about girls

Jitni Padhai Girls Rickshaw,
Auto And Buses main Karti Hai
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Utni Agar Class Ya Ghar Par kar le to;
Har Saal TOP kar Jaate.
Agree ?

love quotes sms in hindi

Dekha tujhe Jabse
Baat yeh dil Main hai tabse;
Mil Jaye Mujhe Pyar Tera
Bas Aur Kuch Nahi Chahiye Rab Se.

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