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santa banta facebook joke

Santa…Banta Se :-Jara Dekh to bahar suraj nikla hai Ya Nahi;
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Banta :- Bahar To Andhera hai,
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Santa:
To Torch Jala Kar Dekhle Kaamchor;
Isilye Facebook pe hum log par itne joke bante hain.!!!

samsung mobile whatsapp jokes

Who said land line phones are out of fashion ?
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Buy a Samsung mobile;
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Phir Dekh
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Sara din charging mein laga rehta hai,
Maa kasam landline vali feel aati hai.!!

funny hindi jokes on girlfriend

Jab meine darwaja khola to……
Uski Ankho mein Anshu;
Chehre pe hassi thi…..
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Saaso mein ahein dilme bebasi thi;
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Pagle ne pehle nahi bataya ki
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. Uski ungli darwaje mein Phasi thi.!!

best engineering college

Ek ladka Golgappe wale se:
Bhai sahab; Ye engineering college kaisa hai ?
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Golgappe wala: zabardast hai;
Maine bhi Engineering yahi se ki hai !!

Teacher student jokes

Teacher: ‘A’ for?
Student: Apple!!

Teacher: Jhor se bolo….

Student: JAI MATA DI!!!

saas bahu jokes

Saas: Bhagwan ne tumhe do aankhein di hain,
Chawal se pattar nahi nikaal sakti kya??.
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Bahu: Bhagwan ne tumhe 32 daant diye hain,
2-4 pattar nahi chaba sakti kya!!

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