Boy proposed a girl. ‘I luv U and want to marry U.
Girl :- bhai hindi main bol…. Mujhe English nahi aati.
Boy :- Kuch nahi… Didi bas dua karo petrol sasta ho jaye! 🙂

Teacher: Zinda rehne ke liye kya cheez zaruri hy ?

Student: Zinda rehne ke liye
Teri
Kasam …
Ek mulaqat zaruri he
sanam !!

Doctr- Aapke 3 daant kaise tut gaye?
Santa- Ji wo Wife ne kadak roti banayi thi.
Doctr-To khane se mana kar dete!
Santa-Ji wahi to kiya tha!!

Advice Of the Day

Daaru peene ke liye kisi ko force nahi karna chahiye
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baad me apne liye kam pad jaati hai.

Many Times i Have
Disturbed U.
Troubled U
Fooled U
Irritated U
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Today I just Want to Say 3 Words !!
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Tu

KYA
KAR
LOGE..?