food funny quotes

Funny food & Drink funny quotes and best dialogues in Hindi movies in Hindi

Peene ki capacity.;
Jeene ki strength.;
Account ka balance.;
or naam ka khauf …,
Kabhi bhi kam nahi hona chahiye.!

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Do waqt ki roti kamata hoon;
Paanch waqt namaaz padhta hoon;
Isse zyada meri zaroorat nahi;
Aur mujhe khareedne ki teri aukaad Nahi.

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Rotike bina insaan 4 hafte jee sakta hai;
Paanike bina 4 din aur hawa ke bina shayad 4 minute;
Lekin umeed… ke bina insaan;
4 second bhi nahi jee sakta hai.!

April fool pranks in Hindi / send funny prank sms to friends

Yeh sulagata jism….
Yeh kamp Kampate Honth….
Yeh Thartharata bua badan…
Yeh ladkhadati Aawaz….
Mujhe pahle hi pata tha…
Ki tumhe “MALARIA” hai.!!

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Sine me dil;
Dil me dard;
Dard me yaqin;
Yaqin me khyal;
Khayal me khwab;
Khuwab me tasvir;
Tasvir me sirf Aap..!!
Itna Darawna khuwab?

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143 Kya hai.. ?
I love you
No..
I miss you?

No..
I wish you

No..

“143 means Ek Sou Taintaalees.”
Baap ne kitni ummeed se padhaya tha Besharam.

Choti holi wishes & Quotes

Choti holi wishes & Quotes,Sms Messages, Whats-app Status

Rango Ke ty0har mein….
sabhi rango ki ho bharmar;
Dher saari khushiy0n se ….
bhara ho aapka Sansaar,
Yahi dua hai bhagwan se hamaari har bar,
Choto H0li Mubarak ho Mere yaar.!!

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Niklo Galiyo mein bana ke t0li;
Bhiga do aaj har ladki ki Jh0li;
Muskura de to usey bahon mein bhar lo..;
Varna nikal lo keh ke HaPpY H0L!…!!

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A true and caring relation doesn’t have to speak loud;
A soft SMS message is just enough to express the hearty feelings.!!
Enjoy the festival of color with lot of fun. Happy Holi

Funny Holi shayari in Hindi

दारु की खुशबू…,
बियर की मिठास…,
गांजे की रोटी….,
चरस का साग..,
भांग के पकोड़े और विल्स का प्यार..,

लो आ गया फिर नशेड़ियों का त्यौहार. 🙂