Everybody says Engineering is so, easy
that it is just like walking in a park..!

But only Engineers know that….
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Park is called Jurassic Park..!!

बेटा -:- पापा आप शराब मत पिया करो.

पापा -:- पीने दे बेटा, साथ क्या ले कर जाना है ?

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बेटा -:- इसी तरह पीते रहे तो छोड़कर भी क्या जाओगे ?
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भक्त-: भगवान मैं पापी हूं!!
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मुझे दर्द दो,…
दुख दो,….
मुझे बर्बाद कर दो,….
परेशानी दो,…
मेरे पीछे भूत लगा दो…..!

भगवान-: अबे एक लाइन में बोल ना कि बीवी चाहिए !:)

Teri saadgi ko… Nihaarne ka dil karta hain;
Tamaam umar tere… Naam karne ka dil karta hai;
Ek mukammal shayari hain tu…… Kudrat ki,
Tujhe Ghazal banake juban pe lane ka dil karta hain.

Phool bankar
muskarana zindagi,
muskarake gum
bhulana zindagi,
Jeet kar koi khush ho to kya hua,
haar kar khushiya manana bhi zindagii.
Happy rose day to you.

Never KISS a lady police,
She will say…. Hands UP.
Never KISS a lady doctor,
She will say….. Next please.
Always KISS a lady teacher,
She will say…. Repeat it 5 time!!
Happy Kiss Day My Dear.

Love is blind people say….
But true love is the brightest vision in the world.
People never said.
Happy Valentine Day.

Tuje Jo Chaha Dil Se Hai;
Magar Lagta Nahi Aaj Kahe Paunga;
Yaaden Jo Dastan Baan Gayi Hai;
Ijahar Karke Mere Nasibe Ko Aaj maunga.

Happy Valentines Day.!

Jab samne hote ho tum;
Na jane kyo hosh kho baith the hain hum;
Milti hai nazar jab jab tumse;
Sab kuch bhul jate hai hum;
Hoti hai tu itne kareeb;
Phir bhi dil ki baat kehne se ruk jate hum.