Sardar Jokes

latest santa Hindi jokes

Doctor: Tumhare Kaan Kaise Jale?
Santa: Main Kameez Istari Kar Raha Tha;
Ke Phone Aa Gaya.
Maine Jaldi mein Phone Ki Jagah
Istari Kaan Main Laga Li..!!
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Doctor: To Doosra Kaan Kaise Jala?
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Santa: Ab Ambulance Ko Bhi Phone
Karna Tha Na…:)

Hindi Funny SMS

funny Hindi jokes quotes

Martin Luther king said:-
If U can’t Fly- Run;
If U can’t Run- Walk;
If u can’t Walk-Crawl;
But Keep Moving.”
Santa:
Oh tu theek hai Luthraji,
par Jaana kithe hai.??

Sardar Jokes

Do sardaron ko 2 bomb mile

Do sardaron ko 2 bomb mile,
1st Sardar: Chal police ko de ke aate hain.
2 sardar: Agar koi bomb raaste me phat gaya to?
1st sardar: Jhoot bol denge ki ek hi mila tha..