Teri saadgi ko… Nihaarne ka dil karta hain;
Tamaam umar tere… Naam karne ka dil karta hai;
Ek mukammal shayari hain tu…… Kudrat ki,
Tujhe Ghazal banake juban pe lane ka dil karta hain.

Never KISS a lady police,
She will say…. Hands UP.
Never KISS a lady doctor,
She will say….. Next please.
Always KISS a lady teacher,
She will say…. Repeat it 5 time!!
Happy Kiss Day My Dear.

U are the happiness of my life;
U are the smile of my lips;
I am alive to see you anytime;
Ur cute smile give me power;
Plz don’t ever leave me.
Happy propose day to U.

You r unique;
You r caring;
and
You r the Best.
I am da luckiest to have you in my life.
Happy Propose Day sweet heart.!!

Sardar propose 2 a Girl-

Kutta mar gaya rajai me,

me pagal hu teri judai me.

Haathi naali me beh nahi sakta,

ye Sardar tere bin reh nahi sakta.

Pata nahi
Log propose kaise karte hai?
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Muhje to Pani Puri khane ke baad

Sukhi
Puri maangne
me Sharam aati hai.

Muje Nahi Chahiye Pura Sagar
Pani Ki Ek Bund Hi Kafi He
Muje Nahi Chahiye Hzaro Ladkiya
Bas Ek Sachi Lover Hi kafi He

Kya Tum Wahi Ho Na, “I L U”

Boy proposed a girl. ‘I luv U and want to marry U.
Girl – bhai hindi me bol muje english nahi aati.
Boy-kuch ni Didi bas dua karo petrol sasta ho jaye !