Ladki: Doctor meri skin bohat soft hai….
Aur mera rang bhi gora hai….
Main raat main kya laga kar soya karu..??

.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Doctor: Lock !!

GHOR KALYUG:
Boy :Chalo kisi sunsaan/viraan jagah chalte hain !
Girl :Tum aisi-waisi harkat to nahi karoge ?
Boy :Bilkul nahi !
.
.
.
.
Girl :To phir rehne de kameene 🙂

Director 2 Sunny Leone-
Suhagrat ka scene hai,
Dudh ka glass le ke jana hai
Aur hero ko pilana hai.
:
:
:
:
:

Sunny Leone:- Agar Glass se hi Pilana tha to
Hema Malini Ko le lete. !

होस्टल में फोन आया: अनीता है क्या.

वार्डन: आगे क्या लगाती है.?

फोनवाला: पहले तो नारियल का तेल लगाती थी, अब पता नहीं क्या लगाती है.. !!

Sunny Leone arrived at a Railway Station for a shooting.

Ek Bhikari: “Behanji ek rupiya dedo.”
.
Sunny Loene gave him 1000 Rs.
.
Secretary: “Why u gave him 1000 Rs..?”
.
Sunny Loene: “Pehli bar kisine behan kaha hai..
dil bhawuk ho gaya.