Ladki: Doctor meri skin bohat soft hai….
Aur mera rang bhi gora hai….
Main raat main kya laga kar soya karu..??

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Doctor: Lock !!

Aunty:- Are Beta…..Kitna Bada ho gaya hai!
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Boy: Are Aunty, Aapne Kab Dekha…?

GHOR KALYUG:
Boy :Chalo kisi sunsaan/viraan jagah chalte hain !
Girl :Tum aisi-waisi harkat to nahi karoge ?
Boy :Bilkul nahi !
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Girl :To phir rehne de kameene 🙂

Director 2 Sunny Leone-
Suhagrat ka scene hai,
Dudh ka glass le ke jana hai
Aur hero ko pilana hai.
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Sunny Leone:- Agar Glass se hi Pilana tha to
Hema Malini Ko le lete. !

होस्टल में फोन आया: अनीता है क्या.

वार्डन: आगे क्या लगाती है.?

फोनवाला: पहले तो नारियल का तेल लगाती थी, अब पता नहीं क्या लगाती है.. !!

Sunny Leone arrived at a Railway Station for a shooting.

Ek Bhikari: “Behanji ek rupiya dedo.”
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Sunny Loene gave him 1000 Rs.
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Secretary: “Why u gave him 1000 Rs..?”
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Sunny Loene: “Pehli bar kisine behan kaha hai..
dil bhawuk ho gaya.

zindagi ki race me 1st aane ke liye
hamesha ye soch kr bhaago ke
tum nange ho or pichy saare pathan hai
phir dekhna jeet sirf tumhari hogi.

Ek Sadhu Gali Se Jaa Raha Tha Tabi Uspe BRA Aa Giri.
Sadhu- Hey Prabhu,

Ye Teri Kaisi Leela He,

Aam Koi aur Chooss Raha He aur Chilke Humpe fek Raha He.?

Aap or apke life partner,
Yadi sukhi or swasth rahna chahte ho to

Istemal karo

“Kohinoor”
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Basmati rice.

Achha khaoge tabi
Achha soch paoge.