Doctor: Tumhare Kaan Kaise Jale?
Santa: Main Kameez Istari Kar Raha Tha;
Ke Phone Aa Gaya.
Maine Jaldi mein Phone Ki Jagah
Istari Kaan Main Laga Li..!!
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Doctor: To Doosra Kaan Kaise Jala?
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Santa: Ab Ambulance Ko Bhi Phone
Karna Tha Na…:)

Mele mein Announcement Hui:-
Ek Bachcha Mila Hai,
JIN ka Hai,
Aa Kar Le Jaayein.

Santa Bheed mai Se Chillata Hua Aaya:-
Mujhe Bhi Dikhaaaaaooo JIN Ka BACCHA Kaisa Hota Hai.

Martin Luther king said:-
If U can’t Fly- Run;
If U can’t Run- Walk;
If u can’t Walk-Crawl;
But Keep Moving.”
Santa:
Oh tu theek hai Luthraji,
par Jaana kithe hai.??

Do sardaron ko 2 bomb mile,
1st Sardar: Chal police ko de ke aate hain.
2 sardar: Agar koi bomb raaste me phat gaya to?
1st sardar: Jhoot bol denge ki ek hi mila tha..

Santa while riding a cycle suddenly hit a girl!
Girl shouted: Ghanti nahi maar sakta Kya ?
Santa: Poori cycle to maar di ab ghanti alag se maroon?

Marwadi:- Chal Race lagate hai;
Jo haara wo Rs500 dega.!!
Santa: Tik hai par mujhe rasta nahi pata.
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Marwadi:Bas tu mere PICHHE-PICHHE rehna!!
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Santa : THANX YAAR….